So this season of ANTM absolutely sucks. This whole short girl thing has squeezed out interesting and likable people (except for Laura and Nicole -- they rawque). Tonight's ep just highlighted that. So to that end, a letter:
Dear Kara,
The reason that Nicole does better than you even though she sounds like a corpse when she talks is that she's nice and you're a b____. Also, you look like Amelie Mauresmo. Glad you got booted and lost out on everything you whined about in your exit interview like a sore loser who's never seen a reality show before.
Dear Jessica White,
You are to die. Please replace Ms. Banks as the host of the next cycle of ANTM.
Sincerely,
-28st.
PS: DID YOU ALL SEE THAT MY PICK BRANDON DUMLAO HAS MADE IT TO THE FINAL CUT NEXT WEEK ON SYTYCD? The last person to have this little screen time that I liked was one Mr. K-Sizzle. To. Die.
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