Collateral Reasons for Loving the Law.

I learned a new word today:

 

struthious = of or related to the ostriches and related birds

 

Yes.  English has an entire word so you can avoid saying "ostrichy."  Also, much like the O.C., the ostrich warrants a "the" before it.  How noble.

 

Shut up.  I already know I'm a dork.  No need to comment on it.