A Round-Up.

WTF, ladies. Mascara I get. But Latisse is friggin' creepy.

At the hotel I was staying at for the wedding I attended in Atlanta this weekend, the preliminary rounds of the Mrs. Georgia-America Pageant were taking place. Look again: the Mrs. Georgia-America Pageant. Yeah, you are so jealous. (And don't ask me why the URL points you to Mrs. Minnesota-America. Pageants are beyond me.)

I want velcro sneakers to come back in full force. I'm going to get some for myself anyway, but I imagine it'll be somewhat tiring to have to defend my unnatural love for Crocs AND velcro sneakers.

I like this article from the Times.

George Wyner and Jeffrey Tambor are the same person. Discuss.

My First Gift to Myself.

This t-shirt. Courtesy of threadless.com. I've wanted it ever since I saw it on EW. And now in 3-5 days, plus 0-3 for leaving the warehouse, it will be mine.