Roswell.

I'm in Roswell, Georgia for a wedding, and couple things have occurred to me so far on this trip. I'd like to share those thoughts with you now.

1. While I was mildly surprised (but not really) to find a Dunkin Donuts down here, I was pleasantly surprised to find that they still called a medium coffee a "regular" coffee.

2. US Postal Service trucks driving at full speed are funny.

3. The further south you go, the less likely drivers are to use their turn signals.

4. The Chevy Aveo has neither power locks, nor power windows. Yes, you can still ask for Grey Poupon the proper way in this car.

5. Three-lane commercial throughways are friggin' nuts.