American Idol 9: Don't Talk To Me Right Now.

We learned nothing from tonight's episode of Hollywood week, except that the producers have their favorites and don't seem interested at all to introduce anyone new. This was a waste of an episode.

And my ESPN isn't working. You know what that means? I can't watch the Duke-UNC game.

By the Rule of 3, there's probably a ship full of puppies and kittens that's capsizing off the coast of Nova Scotia right about now. Count it.