Kate Capshaw | ... | Andie Bergstrom |
Lea Thompson | ... | Kathryn Fairly |
Kelly Preston | ... | Tish Ambrosei |
Larry B. Scott | ... | Rudy Tyler |
Joaquin Phoenix | ... | Max (as Leaf Phoenix) |
Tate Donovan | ... | Kevin Donaldson |
Tom Skerritt | ... | Cmdr. Zach Bergstrom (Andie's husband) |
Barry Primus | ... | Brennan |
Terry O'Quinn | ... | Launch Director |
First, you might ask: who the hell is Larry B. Scott? Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds!
Second, I don't know who Barry Primus is. But one of his credits is in some masterpiece called "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death," which starred a youngish (well, 33 yo) BILL MAHER.
Good gravy! So yeah, Lar and Bar totes belong in the company of Spielberg's wife, Caroline in the City, Travolta's beard, Academy Award nominee, Marisa's Daddy/Joshwah, Picket Fences Guy, and One of the Worst Written Characters on Lost.
Who am I kidding. I started out this post wanting to rave about the awesomeness of SpaceCamp--a movie whose bril formula is essentially copied in cinematic gems such as G.I.Jane, which stars Demi Moore's right bicep--but really, I just want to watch CWINAJOD.
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John Locke is awesome.
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