Thursday, September 3, 2009

Even I Can't Eat That.

As someone who has eaten at various points in his life: a deep-fried cheeseburger; deep-fried oreos; deep-fried twinkies; deep-fried pickles; deep-fried coke; a three-day old Taco Bell burrito; Spam; and food I didn't know the name of or from what creature/plant/chemical plant it came, even this makes me gag.
It is exactly as it sounds. Everything is bigger in Texas, including the artery blockages.

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