I'm Not Trying To Be Mean. I'm Trying To Be Helpful.

This is all in good fun. Smile, you're on TV!

Take Kelly Clarkson, La Originelle, and run her through the vaguely-ethnic-machine, and you get Allison Iraheta.




Take Robert Downey Jr., and subtract his rakish charm, and add a lot of holier-than-thou smugness. You get Danny Gokey.




This is more of a vibrato thing... Matt Giraud resembles a goat.




Don't get me wrong. I think Megan Corkrey is pretty. But she shares Cruella's bone structure. And Hula Girl's dance moves.





Michael Sarver is a Dancing Polar Bear!